If I had money
I'd tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

The girl I love
I stole it from a friend
He got lucky stole her back again
Cuz She knew he had a Mercury
She knew he had a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

Hey now mama
You look so fine
Ridin' round in your Mercury 49
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I 'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

My baby went out
She didn't stay long
She bought herself a Mercury, came a cruisin' home
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

If I had money
Tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road

I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road